Macavity the Mystery Cat (Song)

"Macavity the Mystery Cat" is a song about the character Macavity, usually performed by Demeter and Bombalurina with other characters providing backup dancing and singing for the later portion of the song.

This scene divides into two sections: the girls singing about Macavity, and the action sequence in which Macavity himself appears.

Context
At the end of Skimbleshanks' number, the Cats are all relaxed and enjoying themselves, when a crash of broken glass startles everyone. Now predictably, Demeter cries "Macavity?" And indeed, from nowhere an evil, menacing figure with a booming laugh appears. And as soon as he has done so he disappears again, only to appear onstage as his Hench-cats kidnap Old Deuteronomy. All the male Cats chase after them, in all directions, leaving the girls behind, scared and hiding.

Demeter sings to tell the others what she knows of Macavity. Bombalurina joins in with a slightly different perspective - while Demeter accuses him of the gravest, supernatural crimes such as jewel thefts, Bombalurina relates more mundane problems like missing milk and broken glass. Eventually all the female Cats join in singing about Macavity.

Munkustrap returns from his chase after Macavity, as do several other males, in time for another distracting appearance from Macavity, but the return of Old Deuteronomy. Everyone is relieved to see him return, except Demeter, who senses that everything is not as it appears. She attacks Old Deuteronomy, exposing him to be Macavity in disguise. Macavity then attempts to abduct Demeter, however Munkustrap intervenes, and a cat fight ensues. Initially Munkustrap fights him, but when he is injured Alonzo steps up, followed by many other Cats. Outnumbered, Macavity retreats under the cover of a shower of electrical sparks, which puts out all the lights and leaves the Jellicles in the dark.

Whilst many productions in the 1980s included various male characters in the backing dance, most modern replica productions restrict it to the female dance characters; Rumpleteazer, Victoria, Jemima/Sillabub, Tantomile, Cassandra, and Electra and Etcetera if they are in the production. The exception amongst more recent productions is the 5th US Tour, which included Pouncival and Tumblebrutus in the dance, to make up for the lack of Tantomile in the production.

In many older versions of the number, mainly American productions, Alonzo danced a "shadow dance" behind Demeter during her verse, shadowing her movements.

Lyrics
Macavity's a mystery cat, he's called the hidden paw For he's a master criminal who can defy the law He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair For when they reach the scene of crime, Macavity's not there

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare And when you reach the scene of crime, Macavity's not there

You may seek him in the basement You may look up in the air But I'll tell you once and once again Macavity's not there

Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are sunken in His brow is deeply lined in thought, his head is highly domed His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed He sways his head from side to side with movements like a snake And when you think he's half asleep he's always wide awake

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity You may meet him in a by-street You may see him in the square But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there

He's outwardly respectable I know he cheats at cards And his footprints are not found in any files of Scotland Yard's

And when the larder's looted Or the jewel case is rifled Or when the milk is missing Or another peke's been stifled Or the greenhouse glass is broken And the trellis past repair There's the wonder of the thing Macavity's not there

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity He always has an alibi and one or two to spare What ever time the deed took place, Macavity wasn't there

And they say that all the cats whose wicked deeds are widely known (alt) I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone (alt) I might mention Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, Griddlebone Are nothing more than agents for the cat who all the time Just controls the operations: the Napoleon of crime!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity You may meet him in a by-street You may see him in the square But when a crime's discovered then

Macavity, Macavity, Macavity, Macavity When a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!

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