Ad-Dressing of Cats

Description
The Ad-Dressing of Cats is the final song of the musical, it is sung by Old Deuteronomy. The song is spoken directly to the audience, with Old Deuteronomy explaining how to address a cat properly. While it is sung mostly by Old Deuteronomy, the Jellicles join in on two different verses. In the last verse, all Cats sing together as a finale hurrah for the audience. There is little choreography, with the Jellicles turning to the audience and performing small forms of dance for the audience.

Lyrics
OLD DEUTERONOMY:

You've heard of several kinds of cat.

And my opinion now is that,

You should need no interpreter

To understand our character.

You've learned enough to take the view,

That Cats are very much like you.

You seen us both at work and games.

And learned about our proper names.

Our habits, and our habitat.

But how would you address a Cat?

So first your memory I'll jog,

And say a cat is not a dog.

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ALL OF THE JELLICLES:

So first your memory I'll jog,

And say a cat is not a dog.

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OLD DEUTERONOMY:

With cats, some say, "One rule is true.

Dont speak till you are spoken to."

Myself, I do not hold with that.

I say, "You should address a cat.

But always keep in mind that he

Resents familiarity."

You bow, and taking off your hat,

Address him in this form, "O Cat."

Before a cat will condescend,

to treat you as a trusted friend.

Some little token of esteem

Is needed like, a dish of cream.

And you might now and then supply

Some caviar, or Strauss-Burg pie.

Some potted grouse, or salmon paste.

He's sure to have his personal taste.

And so in time you'll reach your aim,

and call him by his name!

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ALL OF THE JELLICLES:

A cat's entitled to expect,

These evidences of respect.

So this is this, and that is that,

And that's how you address a cat.

A cat's entitled to expect,

These evidences of respect.

So this is this, and that is that,

And that's how you address a cat!