Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer

"Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer" is a song about the two titular mischievous cats, based on the poem of the same name by T S Eliot. It is performed as a lively dance number with acrobatics while Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer sing in duet.

History
There are three versions of the song "Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer". The original London version is a relatively languid paced Jazz number. The original Broadway production introduced the upbeat version in which the song was sung by Mistoffelees, and was danced by the actors playing Coricopat and Etcetera as puppets made out of junk that appeared from the trunk of the car set piece, brought to life to entertain Bustopher Jones. The third and most common version is a reworking of the upbeat Broadway tune, but sung by Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer themselves while dancing and performing acrobatics. This is the version used in the 1998 film and in most modern productions, though the 2019 movie uses the original London version.

Due to various reasons, principally filming overruns, a large chunk of the song was cut out in the 1998 film.

Context
After Bustopher Jones' introduction, a loud crashing sound rings throughout the Junkyard, sending the cats into a panic. Macavity is suspected to abound and so members of the tribe run offstage to hide. Suddenly, both Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer spring up, giggling, and begin singing about their lives, profession, and exploits as 'knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians,' etc. They describe their lavish residence and travels causing trouble throughout London, as well as within their own owner's family. They are eventually caught and scolded by the other cats, their bags of stolen goods discarded. In the original London production, they were chased around the theatre by the other cats at the end of their song.

Lyrics
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer, we're a notorious couple of cats

As knock-about clowns, quick-change comedians, tight-rope walkers and acrobats

We have an extensive reputation. We make our home in Victoria Grove -

This is merely our centre of operation, for we are incurably given to rove.

We are very well known in Cornwall Gardens, in Launceston Place and in Kensington Square -

We have really a little more reputation than a couple of cats can very well bear.

If the area window is found ajar, And the basement looks like a field of war, If a tile or two comes loose on the roof, Which presently fails to be waterproof, If the drawers are pulled out from the bedroom chests, And you can't find one of your winter vests,

Or if after supper one of the girls

Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls:

Then the family would say: 'It's that horrible cat!

Was it Mungojerrie - or Rumpleteazer!' - and most of the time they leave it at that.

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have an unusual gift of the gab.

We are highly efficient cat-burglars as well, and remarkably smart at the smash-and-grab.

We make our home in Victoria Grove. We have no regular occupation.

We are plausible fellows, who like to engage a friendly policeman in conversation.

When the family assembles for Sunday dinner, With their minds made up that they won't get thinner On Argentine joint, potatoes and greens, And the cook would appear from behind the scenes And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow: 'I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow!

For the joint has gone from the oven - like that!'

Then the family will say: 'It's that horrible cat!

It was Mungojerrie - or Rumpleteazer!' - And most of the time they leave it at that.

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have a wonderful way of working together.

And some of the time you would say it was luck, and some of the time you would say it was weather.

We go through the house like a hurricane, and no sober person could take his oath

Was it Mungojerrie - or Rumpleteazer? or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both?

And when you hear a dining-room smash Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash Or down from the library came a loud ping

From a vase that was commonly said to be Ming -

Then the family will say: 'Now which was which cat?

It was Mungojerrie AND Rumpleteazer!' - And there's nothing at all to be done about that!