Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer

"Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer" is a song about the two titular mischievous cats, based on the poem of the same name by T S Eliot. It is performed as a lively dance number with acrobatics while Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer sing in duet.

History
There are three versions of the song "Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer":
 * The original 1981 London version is a relatively languid-paced jazz number, a slowed down rendition of the slinky jazz number that had been presented at the 1980 Sydmonton Festival.


 * The 1982 Broadway production introduced the upbeat arrangement in which the song was sung in the third person by Mistoffelees, and was danced by the actors playing Coricopat and Etcetera as puppets made out of junk that appeared from the trunk of the car set piece, brought to life to entertain Bustopher Jones.


 * The third and most common version originated in the 1983 Vienna production. It is a reworking of the upbeat Broadway tune, but sung by Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer themselves while dancing and performing acrobatics.

The third version is used in most modern productions including the 1998 film. However, due to various reasons, principally filming overruns, a large chunk of the song was cut out in the 1998 film. The 2019 movie uses the original London version.

Context
After Bustopher Jones' introduction, a loud crashing sound rings throughout the Junkyard, sending the cats into a panic. Macavity is suspected to abound and so members of the tribe run offstage to hide. Suddenly, both Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer spring up, giggling, and begin singing about their lives, profession, and exploits as 'knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians,' etc. They describe their lavish residence and travels causing trouble throughout London, as well as within their own owner's family. They are eventually caught and scolded by the other cats, their bags of stolen goods discarded. In the original London production, they were chased around the theatre by the other cats at the end of their song.

Modern Lyrics
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer, we're a notorious couple of cats

As knock-about clowns, quick-change comedians, tight-rope walkers and acrobats

We have an extensive reputation. We make our home in Victoria Grove -

This is merely our centre of operation, for we are incurably given to rove.

If the area window is found ajar, And the basement looks like a field of war, If a tile or two comes loose on the roof, Which presently ceased to be waterproof, If the drawers are pulled out from the bedroom chests, And you can't find one of your winter vests,

Or after supper one of the girls

Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls:

Then the family would say: 'It's that horrible cat!

Was it Mungojerrie - or Rumpleteazer!' - and most of the time they leave it at that.

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have an unusual gift of the gab.

We are highly efficient cat-burglars as well, and remarkably smart at the smash-and-grab.

We make our home in Victoria Grove. We have no regular occupation.

We are plausible fellows, who like to engage a friendly policeman in conversation.

When the family assembles for Sunday dinner, With their minds made up that they won't get thinner On Argentine joint, potatoes and greens, Then the cook would appear from behind the scenes And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow: 'I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow! The joint has gone from the oven - like that!'

Then the family will say: 'It's that horrible cat!

Was it Mungojerrie - or Rumpleteazer!' - And most of the time they leave it at that.

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have a wonderful way of working together.

And some of the time you would say it was luck, and some of the time you would say it was weather.

We go through the house like a hurricane, and no sober person could take his oath

Was it Mungojerrie - or Rumpleteazer? or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both?

And when you hear a dining-room smash Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash Or down from the library came a loud ping From a vase which was commonly said to be Ming -

Then the family will say: 'Now which was which cat?

It was Mungojerrie AND Rumpleteazer!' - And there's nothing at all to be done about that!

And there's nothing at all to be done about that!

Original Broadway Lyrics
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer, were a notorious couple of cats

As knock-about clowns, quick-change comedians, tight-rope walkers and acrobats

They had an extensive reputation. They made their home in Victoria Grove -

That was merely their centre of operation, for they were incurably given to rove.

If the area window was found ajar, And the basement looked like a field of war, If a tile or two came loose on the roof, Which presently ceased to be waterproof, If the drawers were pulled out from the bedroom chests, And you couldn't find one of your winter vests,

Or after supper one of the girls

Suddenly missed her Woolworth pearls:

Then the family would say: 'It's that horrible cat!

Was it Mungojerrie - or Rumpleteazer!' - and most of the time they left it at that.

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer had an unusual gift of the gab.

They were highly efficient cat-burglars as well, and remarkably smart at the smash-and-grab.

They made their home in Victoria Grove. They had no regular occupation.

They were plausible fellows, who liked to engage a friendly policeman in conversation.

When the family assembled for Sunday dinner, With their minds made up that they wouldn't get thinner On Argentine joint, potatoes and greens, Then the cook would appear from behind the scenes And say in a voice that was broken with sorrow: 'I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow! The joint has gone from the oven - like that!'

Then the family would say: 'It's that horrible cat!

Was it Mungojerrie - or Rumpleteazer!' - And most of the time they left it at that.

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer had a wonderful way of working together.

And some of the time you would say it was luck, and some of the time you would say it was weather.

They'd go through the house like a hurricane, and no sober person could take his oath

Was it Mungojerrie - or Rumpleteazer? or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both?

And when you heard a dining-room smash Or up from the pantry there came a loud crash Or down from the library came a loud ping From a vase which was commonly said to be Ming -

Then the family would say: 'Now which was which cat?

It was Mungojerrie AND Rumpleteazer!' - And there's nothing at all to be done about that!

And there's nothing at all to be done about that!