Magical Mister Mistoffelees

Magical Mister Mistoffelees is a song about Mistoffelees and his magical feats. The song is usually performed by Rum Tum Tugger, although in some versions, Mistoffelees also sings.

Rum Tum Tugger calls on the tribe to appeal to Mistoffelees for help in returning the kidnapped Old Deuteronomy.

Context
Mistoffelees' solo number is a dance showcase for the actor playing him. The role was created by Wayne Sleep, and features his signature moves. Mistoffelees performs the most difficult choreography in the show, including 24 fouettés en tournant and dancers cast in the role generally have extensive ballet and gymnastic experience.

Lyrics
You ought to ask magical Mr Mistoffelees The original conjuring cat There can be no doubt about that Please, listen to me! And don't scoff, All his inventions are off his own bat

There's no such cat in the Metropolis He holds all the patent monopolies For performing surprising illusions And creating eccentric confusions

The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mr Mistoffelees conjuring turn!

And we all say "Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

He is quiet, he is small, he is black From his ears to the tip of his tail He can creep through the tiniest crack He can walk on the narrowest rail He can pick any card from a pack He is equally cunning with dice He's always deceiving you into believing That he's only hunting for mice

He can play any trick with a cork Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste If you look for a knife or a fork And you think that it's merely misplaced

You've seen it one moment, But then it is gone! But you'll find it next week Laying out on the lawn

And we all say "Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

(Presto!)

"Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

His manner is vague and aloof And you would think there was nobody shyer But his voice can heard on the roof When he was curled up by the fire

And has sometimes been heard by the fire While he was about on the roof At least, we all heard that somebody purred Which is incontestable proof

And of his singular magical powers I've known the family to call Him in from the garden for hours While he was asleep in the hall

And, not long ago, this phenomenal cat Produced seven kittens right out of a hat!

And we all say, "Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

I give you: The magical, The Marvelous, Mr Mistoffelees!